Jumpship
Well jump ship! Jump ship 'cuz the ship's on fire.
The fire's goin' out 'cuz the water's comin' in,
And this captain's now for hire.
The wonder lust is settin' in, these dogs are ready to roll!
'Cuz we're sinkin' to the bottom and I gotta get out,
all I need's a toothbrush, and a comb! Go!
Way back in '89 that's when I jumped ship for the very first time.
She had another one on the way,
I had a job that would not pay.
I worked my ass off..from 10-4.
Go home grab a nap head for the pool hall and the liquor store!
Jump ship!
(spoken) All right let's bring it down a little bit...
Who are the Peas? I'll tell ya'...
Who's that pickin' away on the Sears Robucks Silvertone guitar?
His fingers know the fretboard, like his liver knows the bar! Junior!
(spoken)Put a spotlight on him!
Now when I head out on the town and I'm lookin' for that special one night gal,
I don't need no fancy aftershave I just bring my pocket pal, Shorty!
(spoken) Take me higher!
I like naked ladies in my bed feedin' me grapes in my underwear,
tellin' me just what a great guy I am...'cuz I am. (spoken) Now check it out..
Keepin' the beat, lookin' so neat, with a smile like Donny Osmond!
The Doc's got the (?) for ya, even he can't rhyme with Osmond. Doc go!
Ho!! Ha! Ho-ho! Ha-ha!
Who jumped ship? (We jumped ship!) Who jumped ship? (We jumped ship!)
Who jumped ship? (We jumped ship!) You jumped ship? (Yeah we jumped ship!)
I jump, you jump, we jump ship, we get in a row boat,
we head for the seven seas, ditch our maps for beauty queens.
Smokin' the best cigarettes, droppin' that anchor Joe.
'Cuz you gotta have a lady at home! You gotta have a lady at home!
You jump ship, if we jump ship, if we all get lit and..jump ship!
Jump ship!